Attach a laser pointer to your cat’s head. SCORE 154
Free advertising. SCORE 180
Oh snap! SCORE 132
Nope. SCORE 98
The instructions for my new dog shampoo SCORE 202
Smack DOWN SCORE -36
Ebola in Dallas SCORE 12
I guess I need a floating hammock bathtub SCORE 22
Would eat. SCORE 105
It’s a big world out there SCORE 161
Every Grunt from Home Improvement SCORE 6
I found the manliest soup ever. SCORE 10
Disney gender reversal. SCORE 147
confused physicians. SCORE 212
Nah. Too much work. SCORE 14
How we know winter is coming. SCORE 157
next week on doctor who… SCORE 110
Life is not a fairy tale. SCORE 92
We’re sorry our product stinks SCORE 0
Wind it up. SCORE 16
I can still smell them SCORE 102
When I hesitantly hug my partner after a fight when they’re still mad. SCORE 19
That explains it. SCORE 229
We’ll be replaced by robots SCORE 0
Forever 33. SCORE 21
I hope this happens. SCORE 170
Your kind of crazy. SCORE 131
The Ron Swanson Luchables Kit SCORE 9
The sea. SCORE 128
I guess I need a floating hammock bathtub SCORE 22
Paranormal activity. SCORE 105
I’m so in debt I can… SCORE 155
