she’s gonna marry him SCORE 54
real life based on a jim carrey movie SCORE 23
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 29
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
still a better movie than Jurassic park 3 SCORE 33
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
literally any fact SCORE 53
luckily he tested negative SCORE 11
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
Vampires need emotional support, too SCORE 30
neow SCORE 31
he loved his work SCORE 31
oh, i would also like to know this! SCORE 68
as you should feel SCORE 41
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
there’s treasure behind that wall. i have to punch it SCORE 22
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
my daily workout SCORE 24
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 36
food art SCORE 53
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
