Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Oh really? SCORE 174
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
I > You. SCORE 272
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Every time… SCORE 142
YOLO. SCORE 128
How politics work. SCORE 298
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Sharkspear. SCORE 355
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
Every time. SCORE 182
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Do want. SCORE 248
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Did you know? SCORE 233
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
It’s true. SCORE 209
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
