Mr. President? SCORE 96
But there’s kitty in my kibble! SCORE 147
Genius. SCORE 412
Yawning. SCORE 79
I see what you did there! SCORE 294
Awkward… SCORE 2
What I say vs. What people seem to hear. SCORE 145
Hey Batman! SCORE 17
Wanna see my ear trick? SCORE 140
Trolling construction sites. SCORE 113
Babies. SCORE 110
That’s racist. Super racist. SCORE 73
Racist or hilarious? You decide. SCORE 57
Anyone Else Remember This? SCORE 133
Please be troll. SCORE 241
Hurricane Sandy doesn’t like taxis. SCORE 74
What is a government mandate? SCORE 296
Nightmares are dreams too. SCORE 217
Om nom nom. SCORE 160
All aboard! SCORE 91
After I got contacts. SCORE 263
Go shave a bear SCORE 6
Bath time makes us grumpy. SCORE 92
Darth Vader is a jerk. SCORE 134
And it’d still be awful. SCORE 235
Your concern is valid. SCORE 136
You are what you eat. SCORE 120
Oh internet, you understand me. SCORE 94
Seems legit. SCORE 122
Did you hear that Disney… SCORE 80
Why cats haven’t taken over the world yet. SCORE 186
Nail art. SCORE 143
