Under Water SCORE 98
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 65
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
Totally SCORE 87
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Weird SCORE 46
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
