Babe I Lost 20 Pounds SCORE 1
Baby silencer SCORE 6
Don’t Have To Get All Dressed Up SCORE 123
Time to apply! SCORE 7
Every time my feed is full of baby pictures SCORE 2
I work at a music-related startup. We named our meeting rooms Kanye West, Kanye East, Kanye North & Kanye South. SCORE 3
The ultimate dad joke SCORE 12
Respect, Mr. Scotty. Respect. SCORE 164
I ran two miles this morning and I feel like death SCORE 85
Not really sure how this helps. SCORE 8
Stay in school SCORE 118
How the Windows 10 update notifications feels like lately SCORE 127
When people complain about reposts. SCORE 7
Mom Doesn’t Know What’s Going On SCORE 11
Too Much Makeup? SCORE -2
New Tarantula Has Been Discovered SCORE 103
Her favorite spot SCORE 15
The Break Up SCORE 9
Are We Sure We Need All Of This? SCORE 5
Digestive System Diagram SCORE 115
Disgruntled Alfred SCORE 82
How To Confuse Airport Security SCORE 137
Nuclear Winter SCORE 2
College Students Hypocrisy SCORE 9
You Know When You’ve Made A Good Pun SCORE 136
Burn SCORE 102
When you see a dog from across the street SCORE 10
Could You Hold On To This SCORE 120
Follow Your Dreams SCORE 1
Do You Have Food? SCORE 120
Dealbreaker SCORE 12
That awkward moment when your company founder catches you sleeping at work. SCORE 146