There, there, Kermit. SCORE 387
When you Google something to prove you were right… SCORE 266
How to be homeless. SCORE 233
Everything is a cat when you have a cat. SCORE 80
Wisdom. SCORE 272
The Falabella. SCORE 158
The passive-aggressive door-holding game. SCORE 149
Little Spidey and Venom SCORE -3
To love at all is to be vulnerable. SCORE 310
Dog logic. SCORE 148
Biking. SCORE 164
As a computer nerd, this is true. SCORE 181
Whenever I get a girlfriend. SCORE 75
My feelings about Internet Explorer. SCORE 183
Bath. Not even once. SCORE 132
Volvorine. SCORE 109
A lynx cub. SCORE 174
Lincoln Watching Lincoln SCORE -3
Nailed it. SCORE 204
Whenever my food comes out at a restaurant. SCORE 149
Dat face. SCORE 121
The Harlem Hipsters. SCORE 163
Otters hold hands while they sleep. SCORE 312
A sloth’s life. SCORE 100
How to be polite. SCORE 133
Jetpack solves everything. SCORE 215
Rise of the planet of the Snapes. SCORE 143
Today Frankie Talks About The Fire SCORE -6
Never a good idea. SCORE 158
The Walking Dad (The Walking Dead Parody) SCORE 5
I’m bored. SCORE 171
How I feel about neighbors. SCORE 243
