When someone asks if I even lift SCORE 89
Great, now I feel bad… SCORE 78
How To Make Friends As An Adult SCORE 94
The Gold SCORE 128
When your dog beats you at Monopoly… SCORE 75
Life comes at you fast… SCORE 138
Son of a- SCORE 80
Welcome… to Hell! SCORE 61
Like SCORE 60
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 89
accurate SCORE 95
You can see an owl’s eyes through its ears SCORE 63
Well, that got dark fast. SCORE 108
Why you don’t leave food in your car in bear country. SCORE 65
Functioning Humans Vs. Me SCORE 91
I support this hobby SCORE 105
How are these not called S’moreos? SCORE 67
When you’re at a party full of people you don’t know… SCORE 101
Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174
When flies rub their hands together SCORE 123
Every Dystopian YA Novel SCORE 145
I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64
Magnetic levitation lamp SCORE 82
This teacher SCORE 94
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over. SCORE 116
If there is no wind. SCORE 87
Worst first date SCORE 122
Hillary Clinton dresses like she’s in charge of some sort of space federation SCORE 112
i now pronounce you SCORE 33
This sushi wants to build a wall SCORE 62
Suprised donor SCORE 157
You know all those vape stores and vape lounges?.. SCORE 56