Accurate. SCORE 174
Puppy! SCORE 107
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Grass Fence SCORE 215
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
40 years later. SCORE 121
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
No. SCORE 88
BURN! SCORE 232
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Every time. SCORE 123
Guys listen… SCORE 170
How the internet works. SCORE 181
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
