Jesus Christ.. SCORE 201
We can still crack open a cold one, right after my alcohol counseling class.. right? SCORE 123
I like your name. SCORE 190
X x X X X X SCORE 85
Only 16 People Live Here SCORE 122
Too close SCORE 109
Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient. SCORE 169
Ken M’s second cousin SCORE 186
Don’t do drugs SCORE 115
When everything is about productivity SCORE 78
The more time I spend arguing the more I’m reminded of this. SCORE 107
The moon is stealing our water! SCORE 138
you learn something new everyday! SCORE 98
levels of typos SCORE 159
Yes please. SCORE 122
This is a good person. SCORE 97
Disney movies SCORE 128
In my defense, I’m pretty sleep deprived SCORE 63
The Only Way He Stays Calm SCORE 153
Sir Alec Guinness Showing Commitment. SCORE 107
We were somewhere around Russia when the drugs began to kick in. SCORE 72
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Estrogen SCORE 130
I will carry this egg for you. SCORE 152
He looks so proud. SCORE 122
The Queen talking to exhausted fire fighters SCORE 123
He is risen SCORE 69
Microwave Popcorn SCORE 76
Chinese doctors bowing to a child whose organs saved several lives before he died of brain cancer SCORE 207
This is what she does every time she sees my feet. SCORE 79
Some flavors should never be carbonated SCORE 89
Ironically, I had the opposite impression SCORE 71
Johnny Depp visiting cancer patients in the hospital dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. SCORE 97