the bus never stood a chance SCORE 17
nipped in the bud SCORE 13
a helpful fyi SCORE 12
teefs SCORE 18
humerus dad joke SCORE 15
there’s gotta be some reason… SCORE -8
another one SCORE 10
js /jk /s /srs /wtf SCORE 0
what’s the worst that can happen SCORE 4
no sugarcoating it SCORE 16
maybe in the future, not everything is chrome… SCORE 21
fryday SCORE -94
“nice new balance sneakers, john” SCORE 13
what is-in tha box SCORE 0
in a gravy boat? SCORE 8
“a little bird told me…” SCORE 13
a light flight fright SCORE 26
being skin love SCORE 17
facebook mark-hurt-place SCORE 6
tears of the twinkdom SCORE 0
wait, they’re different? SCORE 13
doing miles better SCORE 38
“it’s spooky how perfect it is!” SCORE 16
me n who SCORE 24
milk mugging SCORE 16
ooh, wood of meats SCORE 18
undefeetable kings SCORE -19
actual footage of @Guy escaping a fire SCORE 15
smitten by kitten SCORE 25
new quest started SCORE 28
didn’t curren-see that coming SCORE 3
wear the shirt avoid the hurt SCORE 20