Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Grumpy cat and I have something in common. SCORE 217
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Jenga! SCORE 198
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
More than meets the eye. SCORE 183
Women’s logic. SCORE -75
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Accurate. SCORE 168
Attack! SCORE 200
I miss you… SCORE 190
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
The world’s largest swimming pool. SCORE 209
I need dis. SCORE 203
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Onion rings. SCORE 158
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
So many puns! SCORE 136
Books I could write. SCORE 107
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
