Asking the real questions SCORE 179
Full time savage SCORE 71
Admiration SCORE 80
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
America is so progressive SCORE 78
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
All of these are true SCORE 178
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
We the people SCORE 112
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
Leo gets it SCORE 164
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Who else does this? SCORE 112
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
A damn fool SCORE 65
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
Adulthood SCORE 111
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
