The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Every time. SCORE 135
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Realistic Google+ circles. SCORE 237
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Every day. SCORE 212
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
WUT? SCORE 268
I like you. SCORE 215
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
