NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 99
No contest SCORE 123
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
How weather works SCORE 68
Stress SCORE 147
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
Self control SCORE 100
Global Warming SCORE 183
Packed party. SCORE 116
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
The next Pope SCORE 143
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
I am chill SCORE 102
A fly on the wall. SCORE 99
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Such Christianity SCORE 195
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
Sharing the Shade SCORE 69