Every time I wash a spoon. SCORE 187
One minute on a treadmill. SCORE 158
Mind blown. SCORE 12
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
The texting mitt. SCORE 125
Pun! SCORE 140
The [holiday weight gain] Scream. SCORE 141
My New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 92
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 245
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
Classic holiday cheer! SCORE 20
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 199
Things you never hear SCORE 213
One Year Left… SCORE 108
A good idea for dog owners SCORE 250
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
It has begun… SCORE 95
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
If leggings were pants. SCORE 209
I’m drownin in it SCORE 10
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
Seriously. SCORE 214
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Motocross tricks over a rainbow SCORE 240
Game over. SCORE 16
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
