sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
everything beagle SCORE 1
onward, steed! SCORE 14
friday is perfect actually SCORE 27
we’re both lying SCORE 23
a totally normal seat SCORE 13
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
a very small dog SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
we dare you SCORE 11
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 15
yes they are SCORE 7
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
mooooo SCORE 15
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 16
it’s perfect SCORE 22
accidental beauty SCORE 32
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
cramps SCORE 10
is this satire? SCORE 15
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
i like bananas SCORE 10
memorable first customer SCORE 17
slap them SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
duck! SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
