
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31

Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33

Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16

Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29

Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23

Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45

You go. SCORE 37

The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33

This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34

It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35

Waitasecond… SCORE 39

Penwing instincts. SCORE 30

Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23

Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47

I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32

Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49

Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28

It actually is this SCORE 36

There’s always one… SCORE 29

McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21

Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33

We should buy them all??? SCORE 30

Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23

Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22

Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24

You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27

luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29

Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13

What sound would it make? SCORE 31

*gunshots* SCORE 22

You can do this. SCORE 47

Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40