Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
History class in one sentence. SCORE 303
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170
Buddies. SCORE 18
Helen SCORE 3
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Silly pandas… SCORE 154
Real Ocean Facts! SCORE 9
Cats are jerks. SCORE 142
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Instagram is down… SCORE 5
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
They called it Sims. SCORE -116
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Never go full retard! SCORE 237
Ross, is that you? SCORE 246
Super Mario Bros. in real life SCORE 20
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Look at all this work! SCORE 13
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Attention seekers. SCORE 120
