Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Congratulations, you played yourself SCORE 86
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Why so sad? SCORE 47
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Please dont. SCORE 59
I GUESS SCORE 46
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Mama no. SCORE 52
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Woman drinking tea after a German bombing of London, 1940s SCORE 50
Every time. SCORE 37
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Know your audience… SCORE 52
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
+ cry. SCORE 119
The life of a book. SCORE 74