i want to take his face.. off SCORE 25
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
how could you, son? SCORE 42
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 38
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 5
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 30
rowboatcop SCORE 28
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
textbook-ception SCORE 50
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
today was a good day SCORE 38
porn title SCORE 39
like that! SCORE 53
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 46
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
genius SCORE 26
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 32
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
they blocked my number SCORE 16
horny bbq SCORE 30
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
advantage me? SCORE 55
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
i won’t ask again SCORE 55