Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Same thing… SCORE 21
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
2pactopus SCORE 113
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Accurate. SCORE 287
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Accurate. SCORE 146
The Twortle SCORE 142
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Now kiss… SCORE 116
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Howling lessons SCORE 9
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546