Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
My resume lied SCORE 30
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
What year is ist? SCORE 34
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Same… SCORE 53
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Stress relief SCORE 45
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
My dream day SCORE 24
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
request denied SCORE 30
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Good boi summer SCORE 75
