Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Do the blink! SCORE 24
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
*have SCORE 17
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Words. SCORE 9
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
hello little friend SCORE 20
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
