Instant speakers. SCORE 163
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
Selfish bird is selfish. SCORE 209
Midnight snack. SCORE 184
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Obvious. SCORE 349
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 263
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 269
First place! SCORE 95
Do you think cats know that they’re jerks? SCORE 143
Oh… hei… SCORE 214
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126
The parts of a girl. SCORE 127
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
You are the father! SCORE 252
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Words. SCORE 293
Distractions. SCORE 193
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
That’s my jam! SCORE 158
