How often these words appears in HP and the Philosopher’s Stone… SCORE 133
3 year old solving the Rubik’s Cube in 3 minutes. SCORE 3
Sometimes this is how our conversation goes SCORE 8
Volume two is coming out soon. SCORE 9
After the holidays… SCORE 104
I agree. SCORE 13
Waiter vs amount of liquid in your glass. SCORE 101
when the DJ plays your jam SCORE 139
Going to your friend’s house. SCORE 124
Mondays… SCORE 11
Do it for the children. SCORE 9
Cat training: How to ruin Christmas. SCORE 9
Colbert is hot. SCORE 131
Sean Bean, RIP. SCORE 8
Harry Potter sings Taylor Swift “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” SCORE 2
An anthology of mythical creatures. SCORE 118
Hover cat take off. SCORE 110
There are Two Kinds of People SCORE 135
Groupon has a weird sense of humor…. SCORE -2
Momster. SCORE 10
Jennifer logic. SCORE 148
Grumpy goldfish SCORE 12
This is a radiator!!!! SCORE 140
Deep dark fears. SCORE 10
Animal cookies. SCORE 152
I Find Your Lack Of BASS Disturbing: Death Star Bluetooth Speaker SCORE 15
Passive-agressive hippie. SCORE 11
Disney worlds. I want to go to there! SCORE 21
How to trap a hipster. SCORE 6
It must be a ghost! SCORE 154
Murica. SCORE 159
Feeling ugly? SCORE 6