
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27

sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0

fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10

nerd moment SCORE 13

it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15

giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9

parental support SCORE 22

better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9

she really gets me SCORE 13

yeah you motherducker SCORE 32

the happiest cat alive SCORE 47

putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19

forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24

it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25

a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17

you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21

ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 32

*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12

1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14

welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15

growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19

dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24

spicy water(TM) SCORE 17

the game of cat and house SCORE 26

“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35

burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19

but what about second knowing SCORE 31

working from home problems SCORE 27

bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2

well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13

i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29

if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34