I’m not saying you should give up your dreams. SCORE 143
Tested on animals! SCORE 318
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 215
How do you answer the phone? SCORE 311
I know that feel bro. SCORE 304
How movie trailers work. SCORE 164
Lasers are amazing. SCORE 266
Changed your Facebook status. SCORE 257
I give top-koality hugs. SCORE 147
Are we there yet? SCORE 197
Scumbag cats. SCORE 195
I just want someone who… SCORE 203
The Ovengers. SCORE 248
A matter of perspective. SCORE 357
Sharks aren’t so bad… SCORE 286
Table juggling is awesome. SCORE 176
The only reason for time. SCORE 238
Ten feet closer to the sun. SCORE 460
The cutest dictator. SCORE 137
Lady Troopers. SCORE 201
Thermalchromatic urinal. SCORE 241
Past-me vs. present-me. SCORE 179
The truth. SCORE 259
A homing pigeon! SCORE 264
Tom Cruise wins. SCORE 162
When females take group photos. SCORE 297
This is my jam! SCORE 257
You never get over being shot in the head. SCORE 333
These are tearable puns. SCORE 174
A message from your kids’ teachers. SCORE 162
Every 60 seconds in Africa. SCORE 251
If a deep sea diver’s pump fails. SCORE 170
