I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Olden but golden SCORE 19
I would eat them. SCORE 41
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
WELL THEN SCORE 17
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
treat? SCORE 25
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
