
definitely a dog SCORE 46

thanks for the insult SCORE 33

call the fire department SCORE 4

witchy kitty SCORE 24

i have layers SCORE 33

bordering on 3 SCORE 28

your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39

this is why i drink SCORE 29

the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19

anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41

fooled again! SCORE 19

i always spill SCORE 17

prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30

i was born this way SCORE 18

the ultimate defense SCORE 45

hi friend! SCORE 31

please don’t watch me do things SCORE 37

especially during spooky season SCORE 28

then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23

back to bed! SCORE 19

give it some hot chocolate SCORE 28

excuse me SCORE 19

is this a meet cute? SCORE 38

i’d be terrified SCORE 39

i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38

who’s in? SCORE 34

this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36

an impossible task SCORE 20

the good ‘ole days SCORE 33

it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25

’90s cartoons were just built different SCORE 32

maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22