turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
muggle born SCORE 15
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
no SCORE 24
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
space facts on your back SCORE 37
texagons SCORE 23
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
a true work of art SCORE 13
help, i woke up SCORE 32
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
