I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
Accurate. SCORE 9
every time SCORE 215
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
… SCORE 10
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
your gay SCORE 249
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Me basically. SCORE 181
Words. SCORE 162
What do you call primary schools in America? SCORE 204
me in the shower SCORE 21
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
…0-0 SCORE -5
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Om nom nom SCORE 10
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Nice things SCORE 11
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118