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He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Genius. SCORE 145
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Never forget. SCORE 159
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
How seasons work. SCORE 158
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Probably… SCORE 185
Accurate. SCORE 112
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Burn! SCORE 216
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Being sick. SCORE 140
Burn! SCORE 249
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
