easiest decision of her life SCORE 16
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 11
Completionists understand SCORE 28
what will you be when you’re 100 years old SCORE 29
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29
at least 12 earths can fit in the sun SCORE 32
in case you thought it was called a hole bowl SCORE 22
how many balls is too many balls? SCORE 17
five year long hey loop SCORE 11
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 24
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 21
you have to take a picture before you can eat… SCORE 11
catnip and chill SCORE 18
waiting six minutes is technically later SCORE 39
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14
the technology to google your own mind cant be that far away SCORE 21
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
talk about adding insult to injury SCORE 20
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
it’s all about the perspective SCORE 29
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
the story of the rat that survived with no brain SCORE 19
there is also a dog SCORE 29
you’re staring at the answer – this parchment in your hands SCORE 25
this sandwich totally tastes like a sandwich SCORE 14
eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 24
