I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Am I being dog fished right meow..? SCORE 19
Sopa! SCORE 30
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Udderly Victimised SCORE 30
Your UberEats has arrived… SCORE 26
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
*have SCORE 17
Steal the world! SCORE 22
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 24
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Words. SCORE 9
Thanks Gandhi! SCORE 21
Coming to a warehouse near you… SCORE 26
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
Fact checked. SCORE 22
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Dance the night away. SCORE 30
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
sent via FAX SCORE 16
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
