look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
have a good one eh SCORE 17
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
everything is just fine SCORE 19
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12