Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Logic. SCORE 188
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Getting older. SCORE 142
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Perks of being an English major SCORE 178
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
