I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Instagram is down… SCORE 5
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Jerk! SCORE 125
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Look at all this work! SCORE 13
Silly pandas… SCORE 154
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Buddies. SCORE 18
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Never go full retard! SCORE 237
History class in one sentence. SCORE 303
One of these is not like the others. SCORE 222
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
They called it Sims. SCORE -116
Words. SCORE 200
Sharing is caring. SCORE 20
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Cats are jerks. SCORE 142
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Attention seekers. SCORE 120
Dear God. SCORE 119
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
