Need a light? SCORE 2
Place the word “only” anywhere in this sentence SCORE 201
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17
"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 224
When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
When I remember I hate winter. SCORE 88
snarf SCORE 1
Sloth, my spirit animal. SCORE 7
Please be troll. SCORE 15
Neigh SCORE 133
Playing the evil character. SCORE 219
This is a real concern. SCORE 166
Weird Al performs a magic trick SCORE 200
But first, let me take a selfie SCORE 116
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
Evil Cows! SCORE 15
Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
Owls Vs. Simon Cowell SCORE 6
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
Based on the ears… I’m going with llama SCORE 16
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
like this… derp SCORE 4
Friendship SCORE 242
Sloth SCORE 18
Future Dwight. SCORE 194
Deal with it… AHHHH! SCORE 12
Size matters. SCORE 149
I am so bored… SCORE 16
Her First Steps! SCORE 18
Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
