Are you even real? SCORE 113
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
I GUESS SCORE 46
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
The life of a book. SCORE 74
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Mama no. SCORE 52
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
+ cry. SCORE 119
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
