Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Every time. SCORE 123
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
40 years later. SCORE 121
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Accurate. SCORE 174
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Finally. SCORE 345
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
No. SCORE 88
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
How the internet works. SCORE 181
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
