Patrick! SCORE 1033
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Buffering. SCORE 814
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Are they twins? SCORE 589
4/21. SCORE 617
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
