this professor rested their case SCORE 38
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
have a good one eh SCORE 17
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
everything is just fine SCORE 19
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
