Words to live by SCORE 16
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
My love life. SCORE 171
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
I need this. SCORE 11
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 217
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
Blood orange. SCORE 141
Best headline ever. SCORE 120
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
My life SCORE 113
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Soy milk. SCORE 11
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
Me too! SCORE 240
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
Cops nowadays SCORE 1
