Never sink SCORE 146
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
They know the truth. SCORE 78
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
WWJD? SCORE 96
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
