When flies rub their hands together SCORE 123
When your dog beats you at Monopoly… SCORE 75
You can see an owl’s eyes through its ears SCORE 63
Being an adult SCORE 93
Son of a- SCORE 80
The Gold SCORE 128
How To Make Friends As An Adult SCORE 94
Great, now I feel bad… SCORE 78
I’m a potato SCORE 44
Like SCORE 60
Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174
Every Dystopian YA Novel SCORE 145
Worst first date SCORE 122
i now pronounce you SCORE 33
Tolkien Died In 1973. Reverse It And You Get 3791 SCORE 125
This teacher SCORE 94
Magnetic levitation lamp SCORE 82
This sushi wants to build a wall SCORE 62
Well, that got dark fast. SCORE 108
Functioning Humans Vs. Me SCORE 91
Welcome… to Hell! SCORE 61
When you’re at a party full of people you don’t know… SCORE 101
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over. SCORE 116
How are these not called S’moreos? SCORE 67
I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 89
Meanwhile, in Russia SCORE 35
If there is no wind. SCORE 87
I don’t plan. SCORE 117
When no one notices your haircut SCORE 112
Life comes at you fast… SCORE 138
accurate SCORE 95
