What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Finally. SCORE 345
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Accurate. SCORE 257
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257