After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
You’d really like him. SCORE 150
Washing Socks SCORE 142
<3 SCORE 179
Microwaves SCORE 17
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
I loved my Nexus. It got stolen while I was in Sydney. RIP. SCORE 9
Swing Fail SCORE 15
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
What was this show? SCORE 229
Me as a child SCORE 228
My (Indian) buddy’s wedding… New mother in law in background. SCORE 10
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
Swoon. SCORE -5
Silly Superman SCORE 173
so shiba, such inu SCORE 17
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 23
Harsh! SCORE -5
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Albino crow SCORE 14
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Alright then. SCORE 144
Every night. SCORE 18
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 156
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 21
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 19
