The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
The future. SCORE 23
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The power of barking SCORE 18
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Accurate. SCORE 146
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
R.E.M. SCORE 15
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Soon. SCORE 8
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
