What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Give us the tomate! SCORE 25
This thicc banana SCORE 18
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Irony is art. SCORE 31
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Father son goals. SCORE 36
City’s full. SCORE 20
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 20
Barista good. SCORE 61
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Not bad… SCORE 36
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
Love is odd. SCORE 42
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21